What A Great Start!

Today is surprisingly going smoothly, despite the fact that I have a zit the size of Mt. Everest and a fucked up left hand from opening Sterno cans yesterday (btw, have you ever attempted to open one of those fuckers? They're impossible!).

I just feel right, like everything in the universe is aligned perfectly. I have amazing people in my life, a job that gets the bills paid and a future ahead of me that I am excited for.

Michele just walked in. Again, she's wearing her hooker boots and all black. She looks like she's in mourning - like a dead millionaires mistress.

I stand here at my position at work, listening to Hannah Montana, thinking about the most wonderful man in the history of the universe and answering the phone....life is very very good!




<---Bitch